“Are you with the young man from the internet?” -my mom texting me about my Tinder date. PGP.
“Crushing spreadsheets” is actually a term I catch myself using often. PGP.
I am visibly ill. My boss has yet to tell me to go home. PGP.
HR guy at my new job told me to go out and celebrate with drinks with close family and friends. Got Jimmy John’s alone. PGP.
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