Work all night, sleep all day. Work all day tomorrow, can’t sleep now. PGP.

Kids that I went to high school with are turning 30. PGP.

Just doing whatever because it’s busy season and they can’t afford to fire you. PGP.

If one more person says ‘reach out’ I’m going to reach my hand down their neck and pull out their balls. PGP.

My managers get a list of all the fuck-ups from yesterday every morning. I was responsible for 40% of them. PGP.

Still don’t fully understand how Apple Music works. PGP.

“No rush, but I need this done ASAP.” PGP.

Went to the store to buy beer today. Handed the cashier my ID; she replied, “Oh no, you’re old enough..” I’m 22. PGP.