The “I feel I can work and get along with pretty much everyone” lie during an interview. PGP.

My primary care physician is younger than me… PGP.

Coming home from vacation to a flat tire. PGP.

Debating via group text whether or not JoJo’s boobs are real. PGP.

I know it’s going to be a long day when I am greeted by the hand tap drum roll number on my cubicle by my boss. PGP.

“Hope all is well with you!” -friend with whom you used to communicate daily. PGP.

Moving. PGP.

Checking emails Monday morning after a week-long vacation. PGP.

Girlfriend just thanked the waiter at a taco bar by saying “Graci-YASS.” PGP.

Wanting to visit friends in other cities on the weekends but declining because traveling on Sundays intensifies the Scaries ten-fold. PGP.