Boss wants me to lead 8 a.m. meeting. I just got back from vacation. PGP.

Girlfriend cheated. It was with the bartender at my go-to spot. PGP.

Too broke to change my Brita filter so I guess I’ll just keep drinking Miller Lite. PGP.

My new boss says “pacifically” instead of “specifically.” PGP.

Finally got a new white board. PGP.

Knowing the CEOs grandson will get promoted before you but still being pissed off when it actually happens. PGP.

The hand bra picture in the “Temps” ad making me really self-conscious about reading this site at the office. PGP.

I want to catch them all but I can’t afford the data charges. PGP.

My boss forgot to send my offer letter to HR after I started four weeks ago. I don’t have health insurance and I threw out my back. PGP.

Checking out her ring finger first. PGP.