Got stuck behind a school bus all the way to work today.

After I went home sick on Friday my manager ate my candy. PGP.

My apartment application was denied. PGP.

“Yeah, I’m gonna have to stop you right there…” PGPM.

I teared up watching Parent Trap on Nick at Nite last night. PGP.

Being the young guy in the office that all the old guys talk to about your weekend so they can live vicariously through you. #PGP

My crockpot broke this week. #PGP

My “vacation” this year was visiting my parents for a week in Alabama. PGP.

Setting your alarm at the bar. PGP.

My body aches. PGP.