“Please sign here and initial here”. PGP.

I want to complain about my job but I signed the NDA. PGP.

I’m at least 20 years younger than everyone in my office. PGP.

I sound so much nicer in my office voicemail than I actually am in real life. PGP.

Knowing your cube mate’s bathroom schedule. PGP.

Since becoming a dad, I’ve become so out of touch with fashion I don’t think Johnny D’s clothes look that bad. PGP.

I thought Sausage Party was too over the top. PGP.

Does anyone actually use the “low importance” option in outlook? PGP.

Got locked out of my Twitter account for “Suspicious Activity.” All I did was change my bio. PGP.

Triple checking your alarm. PGP.