Just sitting around waiting to be fired. PGP

Even if I had more vacation days, I can’t afford to go anywhere cool. PGP.

Expecting a raise despite the fact that i do absolutely nothing at work. PGP

I catch myself saying “kids these days” way too much for a 24 year old. PGP.

Senator Marco Rubio taking French Work weeks. PGPOWERMOVE

I finally understand, “girls don’t like boys, girls like cars and money.” PGP.

One of my tinder matches requested to connect with me on LinkedIn. PGP

I drink my coffee black. It’s simple and bitter just like me. PGP

Physically, I haven’t missed a day of work in months. Mentally, I haven’t shown up to work in months.

Tindering during mandatory company sexual harassment training. #PGP