Googling “how much of each paycheck should I put into savings.” PGP.

Having friends that sell shit on facebook.

Rearranging my apps was the most productive thing I’ve done all day.

In order to get promoted at my office you have to accept a pay cut for 2 years.

“It has come to our attention…” PGP.

Getting ghosted by a 19 year old girl on tinder. PGP.

When you’re the guy everyone loves to talk to…Just not about your job cause you’re bad at it.

“Let’s take this conversation off-line.” PGP.

The cellphone belt clip is the new pocket protector. PGP

Just realized my tax return was essentially an interest free loan to the government for the last year. PGP