Sororities still warning the new girls about me when they find out I’m coming to homecoming.
Being THAT alumni. PGP.
“I’ve gotta go, T. Boone Pickens just walked in.” PGPM
Not really feeling work today.
No one watches my snapchat stories anymore. #PGP
Getting put down as a reference. PGP
Chills.
Went on a mini alumni trip back to the alma mater over the weekend, realized we drink more now than in college. PGP
I don’t have a work spouse. PGP.
Got a promotion today. Didn’t get a raise. PGP
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