Googling “how to get a job offer back after declining it?” PGP.

My office is located off I-85. In Atlanta. PGP.

Waiting to send a wedding RSVP back til the last day on the off chance you actually find a plus one. PGP.

My company has blocked Pandora but Facebook is apparently still cool. PGP.

Just got my girlfriend pregnant. PGP.

My dad, who is also my boss, constantly reminding me that I’m at the bottom of the totem pole in front of my co-workers in an effort to not show nepotism. PGP.

Trump just won my home state. PGP.

I’ve been hungover while being ghosted on the past two days. This is what mental death feels like.

Too old for tinder. Too young for Match.

Someone going directly to your boss for something because they are not confident in your ability to handle it. PGP.