Got a 2 out of 3 on my performance exam for attendance. I haven’t missed a day of work since 2014. PGP.

It kind of looks like the hot girl in the office got a boob job, but I can’t tell and there’s no one here I can confer with. PGP

I have perfected the art of “looking busy.” PGP.

Knowing a huge project is coming down your way and thinking of changing jobs to avoid.

My co-workers all got in to a pyramid scheme that they haven’t figured out is a scam yet.

I love the concept of what I do, but not what I do. PGP

Putting earphones in both ears hoping no one will talk to me today. PGP.

So much to do, so little motivation. PGP.

Whoever said “30 is the new 20” has never had a hangover like mine.

Tinder has become a hub for single mothers. PGP.