Just got promoted and relocated to a new office. 400 miles away. PGP

Everyone being on their best behavior until they announce who got promoted.

Seeing Action Required in the title of an email and immediately needing new pants cause you shit your self

Nobody in my office is Work Wife material. PGP.

I actually met my girlfriend of almost 2 years on Tinder. PGP.

Love at first swipe. PGP.

It’s not Monday until you ponder grad school.

Was harshly reminded how close the “h” and “u” keys are to each other when emailing a potential client re “types of suits we take.” PGP.

Signing out of your LinkedIn profile so other people don’t see when you visit their profile. PGP.

It’s my birthday today. Really hoping none of my co-workers find out.