Well, IT blocked PGP this afternoon. Now what am I supposed to do? PGP.

Having too much to do and not enough approval to do it.

I’ve been at the company for almost a year now. This will have been my longest relationship

Interviewed a guy who reminded me of myself. I did not hire him because I know how much of a piece of shit I am. PGP.

I’ll just do it tomorrow.

The after lunch poop being the most consistent part of your day. PGP.

I upvote my own posts…sometimes. PGP.

I either have to propose to her or break up with her. PGP

You haven’t truly lived until you’ve been drunk 3 separate times in the same day. PGP

Having an emergency excel sheet ready to pull up so that you look busy, just in case someone walks by. PGP.