Accountants are the Hufflepuffs of corporate America. PGP

“We should do a deep dive into the data.” PGP.

Hoping one of the newly graduated employees will be hot. PGP.

We really need to drill down further into the numbers here. PGP.

The biggest douche in my high school is now a famous actor in Hollywood. PGP.

You make a drunken scene at one family wedding, and no one lets you live it down. PGP

Sometimes I feel unprofessional for being a freelancer who works from home..But then I just roll over and take a 2:00 pm nap.

People are beginning to expect more out of me. PGP

I’ve never been asked for proof that I graduated. PGP.

I don’t think anyone in my office would notice if I went missing.