At least Pacquiao’s per second earning didn’t top my salary. PGP.

My favorite college bar got condemned. PGP.

Still can’t grow a beard. PGP

Coworkers acting like they’ve never seen a Catholic on Ash Wednesday. PGP.

Not getting laid for 40 days and telling everyone you gave up sex for Lent. PGP.

Team Snapchat was the only person to wish me a happy Valentine’s Day. PGP.

I feel hungover every morning. I drink heavily about twice a week. PGP

My paycheck feels like a participation award. PGP.

I used to be cool… PGP.

Too old to sit in the student section, too rowdy to be tolerated in the regular seats. #PGP