Just found out that I have to move cubes. Might just quit instead. PGP.

When it’s not just the weird kids from high school anymore, but your actual friends getting engaged now. PGP.

Having a Jameis and Jimbo type relationship with your boss. PGP.

Another one of my pledge brothers just got engaged. Another man down. PGP.

I moved to Omaha today. PGP.

I like to pretend that the super hot bank teller is flirting with me, but deep down I know she’s just really nice to everyone. PGP.

My inbox is full, but my life is empty. PGP.

Sympathizing with customer service reps. PGP.

Going from living in a house filled with 30 of your best friends to a one bedroom apartment alone. PGP.

At this point, I could consider myself a born again virgin. PGP.