Acting like the water is really cold when I dump it on my head because I’m too broke to buy a bag of ice. PGP.

Been planning on hitting up McD’s for the new jalapeño McDouble for weeks now. Today’s the day. PGP.

You don’t know evil till you meet a bathroom whistler. PGP.

Bad girl gone good. PGP.

The biggest decision of my day is when to have my second cup of coffee. PGP.

My roommates walked in on me masturbating this morning. I live with my parents. PGP.

I really need to take my suit to the dry cleaners, but then I wouldn’t have anything to wear to work for a few days. PGP.

Just broke up with my girlfriend. First thing I did was look at PGP for how to Tinder. PGP.

Having more sex in one day than you did in the past year. PGP.