The woman in the cube next to me brought her baby in today. Now people are surrounding my cube and I have to get actual work done. PGP.

Can I go home now? PGP.

My girlfriend got me tickets to both a Packers game and a Brewers game in the same weekend for my birthday. I have to cut her loose because she set the bar too high on birthday gifts. PGP.

I should probably start watching the news or something. PGP.

Dilbert is the only person who understands me. PGP.

You just keep trying to convince yourself that Tinder isn’t online dating. PGP.

Actually enjoying small talk about the weather with your dad. PGP.

Pretending you didn’t see you were tagged in the ice bucket challenge because you’re to poor to donate. PGP.

I’m starting to think before I act. PGP.

The hardest I worked today was charting my coworkers BMs to figure out the ideal time to use the handicap stall for number two. PGP.