I’d make 15% more if I had a better fake laugh. PGP.

Snuck beer onto a public beach where alcohol is prohibited, just to feel young again. PGP.

Not sure what’s harder to find, an empty, odor-free bathroom at work or a single attractive girl over 25 without major problems. PGP.

Keeping your diploma over your liquor shelf to remind yourself that you can still accomplish things when you spend most of your time drunk. PGP.

Delayed joining PGP for as long as I could. You have me now. PGP.

It has been a month since I was hired and I am still not sure if I am doing my job correctly. PGP.

Helping train someone who makes more money than you. PGP.

I’d rather be driving a Titleist…Well, a Top Flite at least. PGP.