Looking at vacations I’ll never be able to afford. PGP.

Telling the interns stories that start with “back in my day.” PGP.

What the fuck happened? PGP.

Being publicly uninvited to group lunches. PGP.

I actually have a lot of responsibility and very little oversight at my job. It’s terrifying. PGP.

“We’ve decided to go with other, more qualified candidates.” PGP.

Being used as a pawn in someone else’s office power play. PGP.

Feeling better about “Nice work” coming from PGP than your own boss. PGP.

I’ve gotten several compliments on my new car the last few days. It’s a rental. PGP.

Paying your student loans on your lunch break. PGP.