Literally destroying your desk, apartment and car to find all this months receipts for your expense report. PGP.

I’m more attracted to the DirecTV puppet wife than the girls at my agency. PGP.

Bad tie days. PGP.

Unsuccessfully comparing work schedules with your girlfriend to find time for a date. PGP.

Coming to terms with the inevitability of meeting my future wife at a bar. PGP.