Immediately regretting giving yourself that deadline. PGP.

I’m not working FIFO or LIFO. I’m working FILO. PGP.

It’s not a question of whether or not someone will yell at me today, it’s when. PGP.

My boss introduced me by the wrong name on a conference call. PGP.

“Afternoon Delight” now refers to a post-lunch BM. PGP.

My coworker just turned on her space heater. We’re in Texas and it’s July. PGP.

Feeling guilty every time Wikipedia prompts you to donate, knowing that without it you wouldn’t have a degree or job. PGP.

Panicking whenever your girlfriend doesn’t want to drink, because maybe she’s pregnant. PGP.