Just flirted with a sorority girl for two minutes and thought, “I still got it.” PGP.

Saving your college ID for its discounts until you land a big boy job. PGP.

My heart couldn’t take that match against Portugal. No really, I almost had to go to the ER. PGP.

Having the time but not the motivation. PGP.

Picking up wine on your lunch break because you know you won’t be off before the liquor store closes. PGP.

Suns out, no guns to pull out. PGP.

It used to be “No new friends” because I didn’t want any. Now it’s “no new friends” because I can’t make any. PGP.

I miss being able to relate to TFM. PGP.