I’ve got a case of the Tuesdays. PGP.

“I keep forgetting it’s not Monday!” -Everyone. PGP.

“Welcome to the team!” being the words that start the rest of your miserable life. PGP.

That one coworker who acts like the office mother. PGP.

Getting caught checking Tinder while on a date with a girl you met on Tinder. PGP.

“Board meeting? More like bored meeting. Am I right?” PGP.

Riding a fine caffeinated line between falling asleep and having a seizure. PGP.