I think I may be the epitome of what’s wrong with this generation. PGP.

Counting the driving range as exercise. PGP.

Accidentally calling your boss “mom.” PGP.

I have 192 matches on Tinder, but have gotten laid zero times because I’m always too tired and lazy to follow through with trying to set up a date. PGP.

Changing girls as often as your underwear. TFM. Changing girls as often as your oil. PGP.

My undergrad friends think I’m boring, and my postgrad friends think I’m immature. PGP.

Sitting down in the shower. PGP.

Having a rush hour crush. PGP.