Having a laptop and the ability to work from home, but still expected to be in the office every day. PGP.

I just played the “maybe I have another offer, maybe I don’t” game with a couple companies, and got one to up my offer. PGPM.

Being afraid to put your actual picture on your PGP account. PGP.

Needing to have a break up conversation with a girl after only two weeks of hanging out. PGP.

Is there a phone number out there whose menu options haven’t changed? PGP.

Please. Stop. Talking. PGP.

Rosterbating at work. PGP.

Wanting to do something but not wanting to get out of bed. PGP.

The awkward “let’s tell people we met at a bar” talk with your Tinder hook up. PGP.