I swear my company installed wi-fi blockers in all the restrooms. PGP.

My boss just caught me submitting this. PGP.

Just told a joke to the guy in the cube next to me. He wasn’t there. PGP.

Realizing your 60-year-old coworkers are probably in better shape than you. PGP.

I have a case of the Tuesdays? PGP.

Lying that you’re younger to girls at the bar, and lying that you’re older at client meetings. PGP.

I’m the only person on Earth who still hasn’t seen “The Fappening.” PGP.

I’ve spent more on car maintenance than on food this year. PGP.

“This online training will take approximately one hour to complete.” Bet I can make it two. PGP.