FF trades prompting collusion disputes. PGP.

The only thing I noticed about the first day of Fall is that it’s Monday. PGP.

Actually thinking of cutting back on my drinking. PGP.

“I just wanted to thank you again for the opportunity…” PGP.

“Well, look who decided to show up.” I was 5 minutes late. PGP

Accidentally emailing a résumé and cover letter from your work email. PGP.

Making eye contact through that gap in the stall door. PGP.

The asshole/gentleman balance that worked in college just doesn’t work anymore. PGP.

Getting less Tinder matches in college towns. PGP.

If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit. PGP.