Received a firm-wide email from the CEO thanking everyone for their hard work this year along with a $100 electronic gift card to Amazon. It was an internal phishing test that was his idea. PGP.

Company holiday was just changed from a Friday night happy hour to a Tuesday luncheon. PGP.

A new position in the department was opened just for me and I got declined before the interview. PGP.

Not a work wife, not yet a work mom. PGP.

My boss “borrowed” my phone charger. It has been over a month now and I am afraid to ask for it back. PGP.

I’m office hot at my new job…. I’ll take it. PGP.

I thought “Athleisure” was a brand — I’ve been looking all around for it. PGP.

Had to take an “iPhone Basics” class at the Apple Store for my work phone. PGP.

Pinched a nerve putting on my shirt this morning. PGP.

Spent Saturday night eating sushi alone on the couch. My friends got engaged. PGP.