CFB watch parties for my alumni group are now held at Twin Peaks and my girlfriend will get angry if I go. PGP.

I got dumped on a Sunday afternoon. PGP.

Feeling an inexplicable wave of nostalgia whenever I listen to John Mayer. PGP.

Day 2 at my new job. Accidentally set my brand new key card on fire. PGP.

Sleeping in 15 minutes turned my 45 minute commute into 3 hours of staring at brake lights. PGP.

My boss told me I should look into “getting some ADD medicine.” I don’t think I should tell him that I just don’t care about work. PGP.

My work wife was laid off this morning for “reasons purely financial.” PGP.

Wine makes me sleepy. PGP.

Threw up on myself while waiting for an Uber with an (almost) one night stand. PGP.

Getting more excited about Tax Breaks than Spring Breaks. PGP.