So much to do, so little motivation. PGP.

Googling “how much of each paycheck should I put into savings.” PGP.

Having friends that sell shit on facebook.

Getting ghosted by a 19 year old girl on tinder. PGP.

8:15 AM Monday follow-ups about 5:30 PM Friday emails. PGP.

Realizing my bar tab last night was higher than my contribution to my 401(k)

Wearing sweatpants to the bar. PGP

Thirty minutes into Monday and the guy next to me has already told the same story four times. PGP.

I do not remember how to have a conversation that is not about work.

I refuse to admit that I’ve outgrown day drinking. PGP.