I was going to quit drinking during the work week for my NY resolution but Clemson and Bama are in the National Championship. PGP.

Getting “sup”-d in the comments section was the highlight of my week. PGP.

I gave out three business cards at a wedding last night. PGP.

My car is old enough to have its own driver’s license. PGP.

I’m getting dangerously comfortable with telling people no on the basis that I can’t afford it. PGP.

The first thing that pops up when you type my name in on Google is my freshman year drunk in public charge. PGP.

My iPhone thinks I live at my office. PGP.

Received a verbal warning for using 35 gigs of data on the company phone. PGP.

Someone decided that it would be a good idea to take a shot after every Alabama touchdown. PGP.

I put out a literal fire this morning.