Fucking up an event invite and sending it to 40,000 people. PGP.

My job makes me change my password every two weeks. PGP.

Realizing $100 dollars is both a lot and a very little amount of money. PGP.

Listening to my coworker use a Dremel at his desk. We work in finance. PGP.

Having a better alcohol tolerance than is undergrad… because you’ve gained 30 pounds. #pgp

Since the new year began, I’ve been spending 60% of time at work applying to jobs, 20% catching up on news, 10% eating or drinking coffee, and 10% or less actually doing work. PGP.

Getting stumped when someone asks you, “what do you do for fun?” PGP.

After a year of being the only male, my department finally hired another guy. He collects Yu-Gi-Oh cards. PGP.

I just thanked a colleague for “gassing me up” and he gave me a weird look. PGP.

Some guy from another floor is washing his hair in our bathroom. PGP.