Helping people find their dream job was not my dream. #PGP

The hardest part of my job is pretending to care.

That’s what I love about these interns, man. I get older, they stay the same age. PGP.

HR still uses internet explorer. #PGP

I know exactly how much I can drink on a weeknight and not be hungover at work the next day. I usually blow right past it around 9 p.m. PGP.