I’m getting too old to hit on the interns. PGP

Hoping my company hires an intern so I can have someone else who’s relatively my age to talk to. PGP

Needing two hands to count LinkedIn connections who are also former hookups

Seeing grad day photos of the kids that were freshmen when you were a 5th year senior. PGP.

I’m the only one in my office who doesn’t care how that schmuck met their mother. PGP

“All I want for Mother’s Day is for you to find a nice girl.” PGP.

Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, never been sicker. PGP

Having a job with no Health Insurance. PGP.

My boss told me that every time I come in her office, she assumes something is wrong. PGP.

I love the concept of what I do, but not what I do. PGP