According to my life insurance policy I’m worth a lot more dead than alive. PGP

Knowing that you’ll be talked into going out tonight even though it’s a Tuesday. PGP.

Having all the ingredients to cook dinner except for the motivation. PGP.

Applying for positions you’re clearly under qualified for on company time in hopes they throw you an entry level position just to be nice. PGP.

I got Kentucky taking it in all of my brackets. PGP.

Kate Upton settling with those Game of War commercials makes me feel better about settling with my career path. PGP.

At least they took the time to send a rejection email.

Tomorrow is my last day, considering myself a free agent. PGP

Found out my old middle school bully works at Starbucks. I go there twice a week in a suit. PGP