Found myself explaining tinder to everyone at work; they looked at me like I had just discovered fire. PGP.

I have got to stop drinking like I’m still in college. PGP.

Team Snapchat was the only person to wish me a happy Valentine’s Day. PGP.

The last two girls I have been with have gotten engaged to the guy after me. PGP.

If I’m not going to be home by 10 I’m not going to do it. PGP.

I can recognize cars I’ve seen before by their license plates on my commute. PGP.

Just realized I read and enjoyed an article ranking types of milk. PGP.

My boss just volunteered me to speak at an elementary school for career day. PGP.

My week feels like Monday, Monday #2, Monday #3, Monday #4, Friday, Saturday, Pre-Monday. PGP.