Putting in my two weeks soon. Can’t stop fantasizing about never seeing these people again. PGP.

Came back mentally from thanksgiving this morning. Checked out for Christmas this afternoon.

I keep saying I have doctor’s appointments when really I’m going on interviews. I think my boss thinks I’m dying. PGP.

Actually liking your tinder date. PGP.

The handicap stall is bigger then my cube

She wanted a date. I invited her to a networking event instead.

My boss just called me his “technology guy” because I knew how to insert a picture into powerpoint.

Knowing which stalls have the best wifi.