You don’t realize how capable you are of hating a person until you have to share a cubicle with them.

I feel ashamed that I went in on a Saturday to “get work done” when I really just wanted alone time away from the wife and kid. I will likely do it again. PGP.

My boss sent me pictures from his colonoscopy saying “See, told you I wasn’t full of shit” Massive PGP.

The guy next to me quit so I switched my monitor for his bigger one. PGPM.

“You were such a loyal supporter of the fraternity as an undergrad, would you consider making a recurring donation now that you’re an alumni?”

Just reorganized my cubicle. Still looks like shit but at least I killed an hour. PGP.

One too many glasses of pinot while watching the bachelorette and I now have a 6-month membership to match.com. #PGP

Realizing your new Audi expectations just became your used Hyundai reality. PGP.

5 of my Facebook friends are celebrating birthdays today, and I don’t care about any of them