I’m not going to pay my bills until lunchtime because I want to see my bank account with that money for just a little bit longer. PGP.

Pretty sure I’m the guy who’s always humming in my office. PGP.

Been texting back an forth with three women at once today: My mom, my sister, and my boss. PGP

I’m really feeling the pressure to add my work email to my phone, but I just don’t want to. PGP.

I avoid websites I like at night so I can check them out on work time. PGP.

Paying for your unemployed friends bar tab, because it’s the right thing to do. PGP.

My week revolves around Game of Thrones. PGP

Every time my parents invite me over, I prepare myself to be on an episode of “Intervention.”

If I can just make it to lunch, I’ll probably make it through the rest of the day. PGP.

I NAILED the “blacksheep brother” role at my sister’s wedding.