Having to check instagrams to figure out whether or not she has kid(s). PGP.

Having symptoms of low testosterone in your mid-twenties. PGP.

Only ten more months until I finally meet that three year work experience minimum. PGP.

New phone system at work traces every call and my boss can listen in at any time. Thanks Obama

I always pull out….of the driveway by 7:15. PGP

Still can’t grow a beard. PGP

Visiting my parents this weekend because I know they’ll take me to Costco. #PGP.

Entering liquor on my fitness pal #pgp

Hell is the last 2 minutes of a close basketball game when you really need to get some sleep. #PGP