patricktheroadwarrior

Patrick is an Arizona State University alumnus. After graduating with a pre-med major, he traveled to universities across the US working for his college fraternity. Patrick now works for his Alma mater while he tries to determine what he wants to be when he grows up on a daily basis. His hobbies and interests include patriotism, fitness, craft beer, fine bourbon, firearms and denying accusations of being a hipster.

Member Since 07/22/2013

Tonight’s rebellion: staying up past 11. PGP.

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My boss has been mass sending pictures of his kids out trick or treating to the entire department, all morning. PGP.

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“Please put away your dishes. Your mother does not work here.” PGP.

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Rain used to mean I wasn’t going to class that day, now it just means I’m going to be late to work. PGP.

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My parents asked what I wanted for my birthday. I said a brake job on my truck. PGP.

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I saw the sun for 20 minutes today. PGP.

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I still don’t know what the acronym in my company’s name stands for. PGP.

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Button just popped off my pants. I’m giving a presentation in 20 minutes. My belt hides it, but I don’t know what will hide my shame. PGP.

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Jake from State Farm working until three in the morning, PGP.

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Boss just got a new Porsche. I just got my mom’s old Suburban. PGP.

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