patricktheroadwarrior

Patrick is an Arizona State University alumnus. After graduating with a pre-med major, he traveled to universities across the US working for his college fraternity. Patrick now works for his Alma mater while he tries to determine what he wants to be when he grows up on a daily basis. His hobbies and interests include patriotism, fitness, craft beer, fine bourbon, firearms and denying accusations of being a hipster.

Member Since 07/22/2013

Being able to relate to the movie “Hall Pass.” PGP.

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I’m a Jets fan. It only adds to the torture of Mondays. PGP.

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Frank Ricard forgetting his birthday. PGP.

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I am unreasonably excited about not having to pay for my flu shot this year. PGP.

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Hit it off with a woman at the bar. She gave me her business card. PGP.

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The increasing frequency of pep talks I have to give myself in the morning just to get out of bed. PGP.

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Much like my dog just knows he is going to the vet, my liver and bank account know I’m going back to homecoming soon. They are not happy. PGP.

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Just got a call from State Farm letting me know my car insurance is going down $20 in January. Did a fistpump at my desk. PGP.

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Debating a vasectomy after watching my boss’s kid for a half hour. PGP.

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I was the first person in the office to get sick since the Ebola scare. Everyone thinks I have Ebola. PGP.

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