Patrick is an Arizona State University alumnus. After graduating with a pre-med major, he traveled to universities across the US working for his college fraternity. Patrick now works for his Alma mater while he tries to determine what he wants to be when he grows up on a daily basis. His hobbies and interests include patriotism, fitness, craft beer, fine bourbon, firearms and denying accusations of being a hipster.
Plot twist: JayTas unknowingly ends up dating his friend’s “acquaintance” from Tinder. They fall madly in love with each other. Friend is invited to the wedding. All hell breaks loose.
Adrian, I graduated from ASU/Spring Break University.
“I’m sure one of our loyal readers with first hand knowledge can fill me in, but I’m going to guess that I’m not that far off. ” Yeah…that’s pretty accurate.
That’s actually part of the cooldown segment. We stretch and update all social media outlets. After all, if you did a crossfit workout but didn’t post about it, did it even happen?
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Plot twist: JayTas unknowingly ends up dating his friend’s “acquaintance” from Tinder. They fall madly in love with each other. Friend is invited to the wedding. All hell breaks loose.
Can we talk about the fact that you actually listen to Kid Rock? I know you’re both from Michigan but c’mon man…
Adrian, I graduated from ASU/Spring Break University.
“I’m sure one of our loyal readers with first hand knowledge can fill me in, but I’m going to guess that I’m not that far off. ” Yeah…that’s pretty accurate.
Oh yeah, because no guys like sports movies right? This wedding is horse shit.
Incredibly disappointed that this column does not include a “bowel movement” category for scoring.
Another work of art Ms. Sayers.
Awww yes, thedirty. The site has definitely wreaked havoc on some of my fellow ASU alums.
You’re a good man whiskey tango. Keep fighting the good fight.
I’d like to punch you in the face emotionally…
So…she’s on the rebound then…?
Solid OC metaphor there. Carry on.
Crying as I realize how accurate the lifeguard depiction was.
That’s actually part of the cooldown segment. We stretch and update all social media outlets. After all, if you did a crossfit workout but didn’t post about it, did it even happen?
No, not really. I mainly just tweet about lifting. Then IG pictures of me pretending to lift.
Post Grad, but everyone needs to know “Who I Was in My Past Life”/”What Breed of Dog Best Represents My Personality”.