patricktheroadwarrior

Patrick is an Arizona State University alumnus. After graduating with a pre-med major, he traveled to universities across the US working for his college fraternity. Patrick now works for his Alma mater while he tries to determine what he wants to be when he grows up on a daily basis. His hobbies and interests include patriotism, fitness, craft beer, fine bourbon, firearms and denying accusations of being a hipster.

Member Since 07/22/2013

Changing girls as often as your underwear. TFM. Changing girls as often as your oil. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Slowly deleting your social media accounts due to their triviality. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

My undergrad friends think I’m boring, and my postgrad friends think I’m immature. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Daydreaming about which on the job injury you could sue the most for. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

No boss, work when you want, get a nice tan…suddenly being homeless doesn’t look all that bad. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

“So no one told you life was gonna be this way. Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s D.O.A. It’s like you’re always stuck in second gear. When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Abusing your “looking busy face” so much at work that it is now your full-time, permanent face. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Dom Toretto lived his life a quarter mile at a time. I live mine a half gallon of milk at a time. PGP.

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Today I was told not to make eye contact with a client. PGP.

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“Welcome to Chipot– oh hey man, you want the usual?” PGP.

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