patricktheroadwarrior

Patrick is an Arizona State University alumnus. After graduating with a pre-med major, he traveled to universities across the US working for his college fraternity. Patrick now works for his Alma mater while he tries to determine what he wants to be when he grows up on a daily basis. His hobbies and interests include patriotism, fitness, craft beer, fine bourbon, firearms and denying accusations of being a hipster.

Member Since 07/22/2013

The funniest group text I’m currently in is with myself, my mom and my sister. PGP.

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I have no idea how to do my job. Boss said I was doing great. PGP.

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I got invited to my ex-girlfriend’s wedding. PGP.

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And I thought I was broke in college. PGP.

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My childhood best friend makes over twice as much as I do. PGP.

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I’m not trying to get fired, but I wouldn’t saying I’m actively trying to keep my job. PGP.

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I found out that my boss’s monthly dog food budget is almost exactly four times my monthly human food budget. PGP.

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Weeks and weeks of online training and examinations. Finally able to start selling and make commission. First call? Straight to voicemail. PGP.

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Friends being impressed by how “domestic” you are, when in reality you’re just too poor to go out or order in. PGP.

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My wife is my best friend. PGP.

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