patricktheroadwarrior

Patrick is an Arizona State University alumnus. After graduating with a pre-med major, he traveled to universities across the US working for his college fraternity. Patrick now works for his Alma mater while he tries to determine what he wants to be when he grows up on a daily basis. His hobbies and interests include patriotism, fitness, craft beer, fine bourbon, firearms and denying accusations of being a hipster.

Member Since 07/22/2013

My job required me to use a typewriter today. PGP.

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Mondays are the Left Shark of the work week.

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Meal replacement bars and shakes make up the base of my food pyramid. PGP.

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The good news is that Nationwide commercial might have bought me some time with the wife’s plans to have kids. PGP.

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The guy that sits beside me, Patrick, is a 40-year-old part time student at the local college while working an entry level sales job, and constantly reminisces about when he used to “crush sales” with a Land Rover dealership. PGP.

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Freshmen in high school were born in 2000. PGP.

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My doctor just voluntarily offered me a Xanax prescription. I’m here for the flu. PGP.

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Trying to find a sober picture for your LinkedIn profile. PGP.

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Telling the interns to work hard in school so they don’t have to work here after college. PGP.

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7 a.m. is the new sleeping in. PGP.

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