patricktheroadwarrior

Patrick is an Arizona State University alumnus. After graduating with a pre-med major, he traveled to universities across the US working for his college fraternity. Patrick now works for his Alma mater while he tries to determine what he wants to be when he grows up on a daily basis. His hobbies and interests include patriotism, fitness, craft beer, fine bourbon, firearms and denying accusations of being a hipster.

Member Since 07/22/2013

“My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone.” -Patrick Bateman. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Called into my manager’s office, thought I was getting fired. Turns out they signed me up to take a trip to visit corporate in Germany. Now I’m terrified of getting fired abroad. PGP.

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Working on Columbus Day. PGP.

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Had to use Coinstar to afford two six-packs for the weekend. PGP.

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My little brother just graduated law school in the top five percent of his class. My dog got kicked out of obedience school. PGP.

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I’ve had more PGPs posted this month than I have sales. I’d say my priorities are straight. PGP.

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Realizing that everyone has a bachelor’s degree and your time and money spent in college made you average. PGP.

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The urge to fiercely urinate woke me up 15 minutes before my alarm. PGP.

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Gas station breakfast burrito and Pepsi for breakfast. PGP.

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Just got back from lunch, already hungry. PGP.

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