patricktheroadwarrior

Patrick is an Arizona State University alumnus. After graduating with a pre-med major, he traveled to universities across the US working for his college fraternity. Patrick now works for his Alma mater while he tries to determine what he wants to be when he grows up on a daily basis. His hobbies and interests include patriotism, fitness, craft beer, fine bourbon, firearms and denying accusations of being a hipster.

Member Since 07/22/2013

The tone deaf land whale in the next cubicle has been singing oldies all… day… long.

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“A one night stand from college just added me to LinkedIn and daily checks out my profile… how did he figure out my last name?” PGP

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My Tinder conversations always end up with me giving interview advice.

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Drunkenly telling your coworker you want to fuck them during a work trip #PGP

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Emailing your friend a link rather than posting it on their Facebook wall

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My boss refers to my cube mate as “the company all star”.

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“Ass ass ass ass ass ass.” Forgetting to change XM to the classic rock station before heading to lunch with coworkers. PGP.

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7 Trends From The ’90s That Deserve A Comeback

Only excitement I get out of spring break is the better parking at my apartment complex. #pgp

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Saying, “I’ve never seen the market do anything like this before!” so it sounds like you’ve followed the market for longer than your 10 months of employment. #PGP

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