Caught a hip cramp from hell during sex and now I can’t walk. PGP.

My friend just had a kid on purpose. PGP.

Copy and pasting PGP articles into Word so it looks like I’m working on a report. PGPM.

Took me 2 years to convince a now client to leave competition.. It took our service team 1 day to undo all my work. PGP.

Sitting in the bathroom so long your foot falls asleep. PGP.